Bulgerdash

A term used to discribe a situation that is pure nonsense, B.S. or stupid.

Guy 1: "I cant believe she thought u were a creep for asking her out." Guy 2: "Yeah man this shit is BULGERDASH."

by bigten3 November 23, 2009

beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.

The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004

Budger

Budger, the term used for when talking about a man with a 13 inch penis.

Willy penis dick cock big budger

by t0mfletch3r December 22, 2012

bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.

1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!

by Sauki November 13, 2005

Buldge

The bulge made in underwear or trousers by a man's genitalia that is much larger than the average bulge.

I thought my bulge was impressive but then I saw Kyle's buldge in his jocks and was shook.

by Drackir March 26, 2018

Bulger

An aroused or stimulated penis that is enlarged and firm.

She reached down and gently cupped his Bulger in her hand and then began to remove his pants.

I bet those FBI agents copped a Bulger when they arrested James Whitey Bulger in Santa Monica.

by Kramericus June 27, 2011

Whitey Bulger

British slang for a pimple.

"We were just having a chat when I noticed that whitey bulger staring back at me through her fringe!'

by Kado Isuka October 29, 2016