buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

buffarillo

Bigger than a buffalo, uglier than a gorilla AND a big, sloppy old ghetto booty

That old buffarillo looks like she's got two monkeys in a bag fighting

by oldensober September 1, 2006

bumtard

a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner

love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Log-jane May 2, 2008

Buffarillo

Originally heard in military units at Fort Ord in 1978. These units were historically named "Buffalo Cav" based in the old west and primarily made of black only troops.
Modern day Cav troopers kept several young ladies of large size and less than attractive demeanor around the barracks in the evenings to "relieve the boredom" and referred to them as "Buffarillos".

"Hey, go down to the dayroom and bring one of the Buffarillos up to our room."

"Did you see the Buffarillo Trooper Smith was with last night?"

"Yeah, she was definately a Buffarillo!"

by ChopperRider April 27, 2009

Buffarillo

A human female distinctly different from their relatives the Cow and Horse, a Buffarillo is distinctive in it's androgen enhanced upper body and slim to non-existent lower body. Often the lower body is large but in no case larger than the upper. Ugly is always a Buffarillo trademark.

Normally, Buffarillos graze alone or with Cows and Horses. However, it is not a total oddity to see 2 or 3 together.

The Herd at the next table had 2 Horses, 2 Cows and a Buffarillo.

by uga81 April 20, 2009

bufarilla

AKA a BBW, this is a female with a buffalo body and gorilla face - "Bufarilla." Extreme cases are categorized as "Fugly Bufarillas." Extreme caution should be used when consuming large quantities of alcohol near these, as victims have been known to gnaw off their arms to escape from their lairs.

"Didya see that fugly bufarilla?!" She was at least Six-Pack Ugly!

by Xygabenos July 3, 2005

Baftard

A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008

"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".

by E*Rock February 4, 2009