bristol burn smokers

someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter

the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again

by HHHHHHHHHFGTFYSAUAF January 7, 2020

Bristol Palin

The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!

I wish Bristol palin would get shot!

by MJlover20 December 10, 2010

bristol

The best city in the world.

Despite it's chav image Bristol is one of the most up and coming cities in the UK with it's music scene etc. It's also got the highest income per head of any UK city other than London and is currently ungoing a big boom time with redevelopments all over the city.

Bristol is cooler than your city.

"Man I wish I lived in Bristol"

by ElectricBaby December 14, 2008

Bristol Milkshake

Someone who likes getting Bukkake'd on by a bunch of farmers

You love a good old Bristol Milkshake, you dirty bastard

by Dai Boy June 12, 2006

lawrence weston bristol

A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.

''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''

''Nah, it's a shit hole

by jane161289 December 13, 2013

Bristol Grade School

An epic shitty school in Bristol, Illinois. The water fountains taste like period blood. The ground itself looks like some big ass walrus took a dump everywhere. The gym is also a cafeteria where it is the size of your average bathroom. People like to throw rocks in the toilets or shit on the walls. The teachers look like meth addicts and cry very easily. There is probably 40 billion bugs in the ventilation system. The play grounds had about 50 bee hives and kids would get raped by bees. the slides were made of fucking sheet metal and wood. It's for pre-schoolers through 4th grade. They have a machine to get cripples up the stairs and it has broken and made the cripples more crippled. The library is full of shit books from the 1800's and is located in the basement.

Bristol Grade School sucks ass dude

I know!!!

by AZN_Sn1p3z April 23, 2010

bristol white girl

Flared trousers

Nose ring
Puffer jacket
Goes to UoB
Massive hoops
Love DnB
Smokes

Private school

"Oh look another Bristol White Girl, they're all the same."

by A poor bristol minority May 6, 2019