decoy browsing

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007

T Browsing

Text messaging

Who are you t browsing?

by jbjdawg21 June 28, 2009

brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014

private browsing

perusing genitals

"What's the point of private browsing when you've got me waiting at home?"
"Variety."

by jonlaundromat November 16, 2017

Pocket Browsing

Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.

"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."

by Billy Somerville January 14, 2008

toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing

Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.

by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017

bronco browsing

Where you jump around from site to site on Wikipedia between completely different topics

So this other day, I was bronco browsing and came across Esperanto.

by idiot300 August 25, 2022