Dee Browned It

When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.

An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.

Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?

Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.

alternate example:

Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.

Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.

by southsidewaterman May 4, 2009

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

by angustus March 17, 2008

brownded

Being unable to socialize due to gastrointestinal distress.

Stan wanted to go with his buddies to the roller derby, but a bad curry had him brownded for the entire weekend.

by JustMC December 13, 2017

browned off

1. to be very annoyed
2. another word for thorough cooking of meat
3. to be off your face on heroin

1. Teacher: "i am really browned off now"
2. Mom: "dinner will be soon just letting the meat brown off"
3. Pete: "oh shit ted was browned off at the weekend"

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008

Chris Browned

To beat someone to a bloody mess to the point where they become unrecognizable.

Jim: Hey did you hear about what Tony did to his wife?
John: No, what happened?
Jim: He Chris Browned her!

by Osmosis_Jones March 2, 2009

Chris Browned

To Hit or abuse some thing or someone, something bad that happened to you.

Term Coined after Chris Brown allegedly abused Rhianna.

She was back talkin and I Chris Browned that ho.

I was playing Pac man and those ghosts Chris Browned me.

I played the lottery and got Chris Browned





*term coined by Mike Allen when he heard about Rhianna.

by Mike_Allen_618 February 16, 2009