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BASIS Independent Brooklyn 

A school in Red Hook, Brooklyn, full of retarded people who are also fake. They are mostly liberals and brag about their hamptons homes and all their “hypebeast” clothing. They are all very spoiled and entitled and cry if they don’t get what they want. Some of them also so drugs in the bathroom and smoke weed because they think it makes them look cool.
Aaron: Where did you go to school?
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.

Brooklyn Side 

This term has two meanings:

(1) Anal sex
(2) A threesome with 2 males and one female

The term comes from bowling, where Brooklyn Side refers to spinning the ball so it hits the opposite side of the rack of pins from that which one would ordinarily strike.
"Not only did I hit that last night, I hit it Brooklyn Side."

"Becky and I had a threesome, and this time we did it with her best female friend, so it wasn't even Brooklyn Side!"
Brooklyn Side by Dean Vesuvio January 12, 2009

Brooklyn soup 

Being vomited on during sex when in cowgirl position
Elise Brooklyn souped all over him while she was riding him, it was disgusting
Brooklyn soup by Brooklyn souped December 25, 2022

old brooklyn lantern 

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.
Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"

brooklyn 99 

A great show starring Andy Samberg and Terry Crews. You can watch this for days and not get bored. They also have great jokes.
Jerry: Hey Carl, Imma watch Brooklyn 99.
Carl: Dam Jerry dat show gud.
brooklyn 99 by Phantom1457 August 28, 2019

brooklyn baby 

A term for a girl who is from Brooklyn and is also a hippy (feathers in hair, listens to jazz music, etc...)
That Brooklyn baby smokes a lot of hydroponic weed, man.
brooklyn baby by Satan_del_rey March 15, 2018

Brooklyn Meatloaf 

the act of taking a dump in somebody's oven and then slowly baking it so that the smell permeates through the entire residence.
i left a brooklyn meatloaf at john's apartment while he is away on vacation
Brooklyn Meatloaf by Mr. Meatloaf December 11, 2007