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brocker

v. To blatantly damage and destroy another's property, with complete knowledge of the value that item holds to someone else.
Guy 1: "you just brockered that girl's car!"
Guy 2: "I know, but I don't care."
by rarebear January 4, 2008
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Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.
'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'
by Lonitwat November 14, 2016
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Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.
While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard
by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012
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blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean
After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing
by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004
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BrickBerry

The new BlackBerry storm when it stops working (usualy 10 to 15 times a day)
Man Id call Felecia to come spend the night but my BrickBerry isnt working!
by jHannsz January 19, 2009
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blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
by mmm October 3, 2003
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Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.
I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.
by BubbRubbURmom January 1, 2007
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