Brotein

The sticky white hot cocunut man pee that you shake from your bro's veiny tree of love and ingest as a hearty supplement to your daily calorie allowance.

I love the taste of Gary's Brotein, it gets me real pumped and is an essential ingredient in a Bromance.

by Pikey1079 January 8, 2015

nigerian brother

1. brother that is nigerian
2. safer term of the n word

my nigerian brother
what's up my nigerian brother

by srw4545 June 14, 2021

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck

"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"

by P45C4L April 6, 2017

Brotherhood 2.0

With all that goes with Nerdfighteria, by all accounts, this is the only acceptable definition:

Made of awesome

DFTBA!

"where normal people are made of tissues and bones and organs and stuff, nerdfighters are made of awesome"--John Green on Brotherhood 2.0

by Noim May 5, 2009

Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

you're like a brother to me

The worst thing any guy can hear from the girl he likes. Usually resulting in heartbreak.

"Omg Nate, I love you so much you're like a brother to me!"

by oofed October 15, 2017

Dark Brotherhood

The Dark Brotherhood, from the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (which is a kickass game), is an unofficial guild, or a grouping of people. These people are actually deadly assassins,who are hired by people all over the land of Cyrodiil. In order to make dealings with them, you must offer up someone's life, like maybe a family member, or someone close to you, which makes you decide if it's really worth it. The Dark Brotherhood tends to make their assassinations look as though they were accidents, but some people will suspect a lot of deaths to be their doing. In my opinion, they have the best quests and things to do.

-Did you hear about what happened to poor Baenlin? That minotaur head he had on a plaque on his wall dropped right on his head and killed him!
-Idiot, it wasn't any accident. It was the Dark Brotherhood, you should know that. Baenlin's nephew wanted that piece of estate to himself for a while now, so he requested Baenlin's death.

by L-o-M September 3, 2007