Brantley

Brantley is the type of guy who is a total asshole. He tends to boast about his political opinions. He also brags about his dick size

God Brantley was being a dick last night

Person one: Do you know that guy who talks about is size a lot?

Person two: yeah his name is Brantley

by TheLessFamousLiz November 6, 2018

Brantley (girl)

Definitely the most beautiful & sexiest girl in any room! Her soulful eyes will keep you captivated and melt your heart. Everyone loves Brantley because of her sweet personality. Brantley's makes the best girlfriend ever. She always shows you how important you are to her. No matter who you are, without even trying, she'll make you feel like the most important person in the room. She's a great listener and gives the best hugs.

Girl 1: Who's that girl over there?

Girl 2: I don't know, but I wish I was her! She looks like a Brantley (girl)!

by Super fly ballah April 23, 2014

Brantley County

A small town in Georgia in the middle of no where and you can't get service and people date their cousins.

"Where you live?"

"Brantley County"
"Wow, how can you stand to live there? Do you date your cousin?"

by Trinity Drury September 5, 2015

Brandie

Someone who will buy anything, no matter how dumb or useless, just because of the brand or company it's made by.

-Hey check out my new iBag.
-The iBag? You're not serious...
-What?! This thing is the future!!!
-It's a plastic bag with an apple logo on it.
-Your point?
-You're a total brandie!!!

by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

Lake Brantley High School

1. a public high school in central Florida full of obnoxious, unwanted children whom are known as the undesirables of central Florida.

2. the public high school in which unwanted popular children are casted off to mingle with their little herd that only the undesirables occupy

3. Crackhouse High

Lake Brantley High School is the school where the prostitutes and wannabe gangsters attend; also commonly referred to as the Brantley Brats

~*~

"Hey Tina, did you hear about Emily going to Lake Brantley High School?"

"Thank God! She was such an idiot, she'll fit well there."

"Crackhouse High suits her quite well."

by Frothers August 8, 2012

Bantie

To look foolish and be made to feel stupid

Harvey your so bantie

by lolmug September 1, 2017

Branting

A pimp by blood

Damn, that guy must be a Branting, he just got with 5 chicks last night!

by me November 5, 2003