Bantie

To look foolish and be made to feel stupid

Harvey your so bantie

by lolmug September 1, 2017

Bangie

1) a word that according to Simon Minter isn’t in the urban dictionary

2) The word “bangle” but with a lower case “L”

Bangie? Did you mean bangle and that’s a lowercase L?

by jampuffs April 23, 2019

Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

Bantidote

A strange boy who makes weird YouTube videos, gets destroyed at CS:GO, and abuses retarded gamers online, in some sort of bid to feel like he is worth more than them. The kind of person who plays video games and claims welfare, while living at his mums house with no notable achievements.

Only interests include smoking weed, wanking off with a vr headset, and not paying any attention to personal hygiene.

“Son don’t be like that loser bantidote”
“Don’t worry mom I brush my teeth”

I got laid last night, I’m no bantidote.

by Lewis157 August 21, 2020

Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

Banterlope

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter

We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!

by SC88 July 7, 2010