When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018
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I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.
by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018
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An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.
by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010
Get the Brandon Blegan mug.A jerk who will date someone and pretend to like them. Super smart. Doesn't have a heart. Cruches girls hearts. Girls/boys should never date a Brandon Bray. Blocks his ex girlfriends. Will always your friends away from you.
by Damon Salvatore Fans June 8, 2017
Get the brandon bray mug.Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
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Get the Brandon Buckner mug.Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“
Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
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