Bravestarr

An indan cowboy sheriff from Mars, who is usually found in the company of a nuclear-powered steel horse who can stand on two legs, talk and wield a shotgun.

There ain't enough room in this town for both of us, Bravestarr

by clocker December 13, 2003

braces

Metal brackets hand made by demons and certified by satan himself. Satan assigns certain demons called orthodontists to place these torture devices onto unsuspecting good hearted peaple of planet earth. The metal brackets are used to hold a special bars or wires that go accross the teeth. It's litterally like being place behind bars, imprisoned in a paranoid state of pain and discomfort. I'd rather be placed behind bars in a state penitentiary than placed behind bars by an orthodontist. what a waste of money and time. I've been in braces for over 3 years now and had oral jaw surgery and it's destroyed my life. I cant talk, eat or do anything with my life I'm seriously thinking about killing myself.

Braces are worse than getting your guts pulled out and served to starving children while you watch.

by Adam1 October 13, 2006

braces

metal train tracks used to make teeth straight so you dont end up looking like your british.

She calls them "braces", I call them "double decker pecker wreckers."

by knucklehead April 10, 2005

Bravest Frenchman

The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"

Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.

by 73degrees October 18, 2010

Braces

Metal stuff that kills your teeth.

OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Braces Hickey

When your boyfriend or girlfriend has braces and gives you a hickey leaves HUGE marks from his/her braces.

Tucker gave me a HUGE braces hickey. To make it worse I had to go see my bestfriends family they next day.

by Julia with a braces hickey May 9, 2009

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006