bouche

An expert forecaster. One who forecasts with accuracy.

The weatherman on channel 9 is always right, he's a real bouche.

by kymac July 16, 2008

bouche

when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.

rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"

by Rebello August 8, 2005

bouche

a word meaning "I hate you"

HA! I beat you to my house
God! You are such a bouche

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Bouch

A mattress often used as a bed, located where a couch should be.

Bouches are typically found in college dorms where inebriation and debauchery take place.

The bouch was invented by a coon.

Joe: "What should we do with Frank? He's to drunk to walk, let alone drive."
Jack: "Hold him here, I'll get the bouch."

by Roddog Assassin August 30, 2009

Bouch

1. Someone who has an unusual obsession with bacon and egg rolls
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor

"Gidday Bouch"
Bouch: "Just a bacon and egg roll thankyou"

by Jim Piper April 14, 2008

Amuse-Bouche

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Bouche Dag

A person of significantly low mental status, originating from douche bag. The letters are switched to signify that the person being insulted is even more retarded than a douche bag.

That guy is even more stupid than a douche bag, he's a bouche dag.

by Frederick Chompkins June 26, 2007