Bouche

The art of the horizontal polka, doin the nasty, bumping uglies, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, to sauce, to shag, slopping hogs, parking the beef bus in 'Tuna Town', Aztec two-step Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis, Buttering the muffin, Cave exploring, Fornicating, Getting your freak on, Genital exercise, Having a bit of the cramstick, Hiding the sausage, Hippity dippity, 'it', Jigging, Knocking boots, Laying some pipe, making babies, Nailing , Oops, Probing the membrane, Quickie, Rubbing bacons, Running the naked wheelbarrow race, Sexercizing, Sewing up the hatchet wound, Taking it to the car wash, Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft, Ugh ugh, Vaginal bungee jumping, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, and Zwooshing the swoosh.

Those two crazy cats bouched on the hood.
And Jamie and Bret were caught bouching in the car.

by KappaBeasty March 28, 2005

bouch

A slang term for best friend/ bitch. Can be used in many different ways.

“Aiden is my bouch🥴”

“Aiden is such a bouch!”

by Mr. BitchSniffer April 24, 2021

bouche

An expert forecaster. One who forecasts with accuracy.

The weatherman on channel 9 is always right, he's a real bouche.

by kymac July 16, 2008

bouche

when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.

rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"

by Rebello August 8, 2005

bouche

a word meaning "I hate you"

HA! I beat you to my house
God! You are such a bouche

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Amuse-Bouche

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Bouche Dag

A person of significantly low mental status, originating from douche bag. The letters are switched to signify that the person being insulted is even more retarded than a douche bag.

That guy is even more stupid than a douche bag, he's a bouche dag.

by Frederick Chompkins June 26, 2007