butt ornament

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

Ditch Ornament

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

by Xandria March 9, 2021

Pornament

An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".

Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.

(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.

(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".

by Nick Vino December 24, 2008

Hood ornament

A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.

As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

ornamental

An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."

by Derriere January 3, 2006

Tree Ornament

A slang term used for an African American usually one hanging from a tree

After that lynching, I got a new tree ornament in my backyard.
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Little Jerome played a tree ornament in this years x-mas play

by Captain Amistad July 1, 2008

pornamental

A person with little value beyond attractiveness.

The only reason to date Paris Hilton would be her pornamental value.

by eleanorofa April 6, 2010