Boredgasm

Extremely bored to the point of Orgasming.

"During math class i had a boredgasm."

by BrittneyBomb February 4, 2009

boregasm

1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.

2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.

1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.

2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.

by Yonny H. February 17, 2009

Borgasm

the point when the Borg start to assimilate you.

Capt'n Picard had a borgasm

by Christopher W. Henderson December 16, 2008

Borgasm

A word used to describe the opposite of an orgasm. When a guy is getting really into it and thrusting away, while the girl is thinking of a shopping list. The guy has a great orgasm while the girl is left with a borgasm.

Mike was railing the shit out of Mary and had a monster explosion while all Mary had was a borgasm.

by Why I Oughta! August 16, 2011

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm to end really boring sex.

The sex was so bad, and I became so bored, that I finally just had to have a boregasm to get him off of me.

by Lucy Valentine March 30, 2015

Boregasm

When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.

Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.

by #mexicanfood June 5, 2015

boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020