excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.

Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle

by scruples101 April 16, 2010

Boondoggles

People doing work that has little or no value.

Those kids playing guitar in their garage are total Boondoggles!

by BigNig June 13, 2005

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

Bootyogomy

A rare relationship between two people in which both can send each other "bootytexts" or issue a bootycall and are assured mutual exclusivity, but they are not in any type of further relationship. This means that bootyogomy partners cannot hang out, be friends, or go on dates. It is best if neither people in the relationship like each other as people. This makes bootyogomy a difficult, and often unsustainable, relationship.

Alice: Hey Jake, want to hang out?
Jake: Um, i thought we agreed to bootyogomy.
Alice: We can't even watch a movie?
Jake: That's not how bootyogomy works, but hey, come by in about 20 for a quickie.

by Bootyogomist October 8, 2009

boondoggle

To be ripped off, suckered or screwed over.

"I went to go buy a car yesterday and the fucker boondoggled me. There were three dead prostitutes in the trunk."

by Courtland_Reid May 13, 2006

Boondoggle

An extravagant masturbatory extravaganza proving you are a complete jack ass.

Boy, after that boondoggle, I just pict up and movied.

by KR November 1, 2004

boondoggle

Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her

Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.

by Adameat May 5, 2007