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Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.
Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics
by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021
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Nintendo Bootlicker

A slang for someone describing people who defend the corporation of Nintendo by the choices they made.

Nintendo Bootlickers are NOT people who defend a games’ graphics or Downloadable Content, but will push the idea that Nintendo has done nothing wrong
Person 1: Nintendo decided to ban Melee from competitive games
Person 2: They aren’t wrong or doing anything wrong. They did a wonderful choice
Person 1: You’re such a Nintendo Bootlicker
by Weed Nose May 11, 2021
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OK Bootlicker

This is what you say to someone when they talk about how much they love police
Bootlicker: OMG! Don't say fuck the police, police put their lives on the line every day!
Normal Person: OK Bootlicker
by CharlieUniformNovemberTango December 3, 2019
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schrodinger's bootlicker

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.
My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker
by Redman_121 August 27, 2020
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Hillbilly Bootlicker

A person who lives in the midwest and is usually of conservative or republican views. These people are usually violently racist, homophobic, transphobic and are most likely highly uneducated.
"Omg, did you hear what those hillbilly bootlickers were saying?"
by Christianabortionist April 6, 2021
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Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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Footlicker

A person with a big ass foot feddish and cant stop licking feet, sucking toes, staring at feet and constantly rubbing them
Jerry and Bob are footlickers
by Frautschy March 16, 2019
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