Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Undercover Boobs 

When a girl has huge boobs but choses to hide them from society through tricks and wizardry

Jake - "Oh my god! I never knew Tara had such big boobs!"

Blake - "Yeah she totally has undercover boobs!"

Undercover Boobs by Sugarcane7123 April 17, 2014

Cut to the boobs 

A derivation from the expression "that's what she said" but used as a reference to porn movies that typically depict normal conversation followed by abrupt sex after some type of sly or cheesy comment.

May be abbreviated CTB on the internet (in forums, blogs, etc.)

Rick: This amusement park has been great.
Jane: Yeah! I've had so much on all the rides...and with you.
Bystander: Just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene in random bedroom*

Terry: You're really good at math.
Emily: That's not the only thing I'm good at.
Bystander: Seriously, just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene*

Cut to the boobs by suave45 May 17, 2011

walmart boobs

Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.

Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.

walmart boobs by p1534 May 16, 2009

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017

Bogos Binted 

A meme

"Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"

Bogos Binted by Cava the musical June 19, 2021

boobs

The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.

Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.

boobs by thegreatcornholio July 28, 2007