Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

Good Face Book Day

Where one receives many notifications and messages from people that one likes either as friends or desires in a more serious manner. A good Facebook day will generally leave said person in a good mood, feeling satisfied about one's social life (to the online extent).

1.) Bro I was overwhelmed yesterday when i got like 3 notifications and 2 messages all at the same time, even one from that person i've been getting at in biology class! It was a good Face book day

2.) Haha Joe was on Face Book for the entire day yesterday checking over and over again like he was expecting someone to comment on something. He must've had a bad Face Book day.

by Chris Vonzentner October 27, 2011

Face Book Chat Disorder

When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to [e-mail]

Face Book Chat Disorder might be YOU!

by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020