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butt bonnet

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.
My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019
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Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.
eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
by Berus November 14, 2011
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taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
by RatDog904 July 28, 2011
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on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
by StMi February 13, 2012
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Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .
" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "
by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014
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scotch bonnet

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.
She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!
by Flare Bro Numero Dos October 8, 2003
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VW Bonnet

As she walked around the swimming pool in her tight bikini many eyes were focused on her VW bonnet.
by Scanlix April 11, 2003
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