Bonjour-Ho!

A controversial holiday greeting suggested by Bloc Québécois to avoid using Bonjour-Hi.

Store employee: "Bonjour-Ho! Comment puis-je vous aider?"
Customer: What did you just call me?

by RobloxDude March 30, 2021

Bonjour

People think this means hello in French. It actually means “No” in German. Idiots.

Bonjour, ich bin kein Nazi

by Oman_is_a_very April 18, 2021

bonjour

This is the same as "Hello". It's used the same as well. This is a French word, but you can use it as if it's an English greeting! The direct English translation is "good day".
You pronounce it like: bone-joo-h

Bonjour! How's your new trick going?

by the lol frog weeeyyyy March 1, 2022

bonJORE

When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously

Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"

Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*

*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*

by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023

Bonjour

noun
1. faeces
2. a contemptible or worthless person.
verb
1. expel faeces from the body.
exclamation
an exclamation of disgust, anger or annoyance

noun
1. 'this tastes like bonjour'.
2. 'you're bonjour'.
verb
1. 'I just took a mexican bonjour'.
exclamation
'this is so bonjour!'

by Eric_ October 5, 2023

Bonjour

Bonjour is "hello" in french, and dont be confused with bonsoir, bonsoir is French for "Good Evening."

French Guy: "Bonjour, How much French do you know, Evan"
Evan: "It's not the evening."
French Guy: "Bonjour mean Hello in French, Bonsoir is Good Evening in French."

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY November 27, 2023

benjourd

sister fucker in indian

jacob is a benjourd

by FLYNN CARDEN January 25, 2024