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bonjou

a bonjou is a nickname for the word PENIS.
That foohin sure did like that bonjou!
by foohin January 12, 2008
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bonjournal

A travel log of your journeys in a French-speaking country, such as France.
Person 1: "Hey, what did you do on your last day in Bordeaux?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure. Check my bonjournal!"
by Lafawnda527 February 5, 2009
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bonour

\bä-nər\ - A more positive, sophisticated spelling and pronunciation of boner.
I'm sorry, madam. My bonour only accepts Euros.
by karma0 August 3, 2011
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bonjur

what southern people say instead of "bonjour" and then, they get shot because they are gay...
dominique said "bonjur" to the french person, then she was killed
by amanda March 30, 2004
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Bonejour

What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
by The BS Express January 31, 2022
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bonjours

A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"
Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.
by G-eye-na May 19, 2010
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Bonjourno

When you're at a party, find a bottle of Pinogriggio, secretly blow a load into it, and watch in enjoyment when all of the drunk guests consume it. You then find one of them after, invite them to the "pants party", and slap them in the face with a nice slab of muzzarel, constantly hiding your identity with a godfather-like suit and mask.
Vito Benito Corleone pulled a Bonjourno at Don Nini's cocktail party the other night, and boy did he feel Italiano!
by Don Nino Pachino July 18, 2006
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