pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ June 24, 2006

bonnerism

For one man, to love another, in a mainly way. A.K.A. NoHomo.

"Hey dude, I love you" "Bonnerism?" "Completely"

by ralph b October 30, 2007

Bonnerfied

When an NBA player gets owned by Spurs Forward Matt Bonner

Did you see madsen get Bonnerfied with that crossover?

by Chesty McHooters December 3, 2007

bonner

Code name for a boner. Normally you say this to disguise the fact that their is an irregularly large bump in your pants.

Paul: Dude, I've got a huge bonner right now.

Army Pete: What do you mean bonner?

by Bobby, Bernie, Paul July 5, 2008

Bonanard

A bonanard is when you have a erection so curved that people mistake it as banana.

Example: Dude why is Greg walking around with a banana in his pants? That's no banana Greg has a bonanard.

by Therealdeal1234 January 22, 2014

Bonnerd

To find out that when someone has supposedly fixed something they have in fact made the problem worse

I have been bonnerd again by ******. He just can't do his job properly.

by Skiptimus January 23, 2020

Boanerges

Hijo del trueno, aplicada por Jesús a los hermanos Santiago y Juan. Poseen un carácter fuerte y gran temperamento, además de ser algo vengativos.

- ¿Es él Boanerges?

- Sí, pero acaba de discutir con su padre, así que no le provoques.

by Sbmipoked April 7, 2020