Blasto

When you fart and poop comes "blasting" out into your underwear, thus resulting in a quick rinse in the sink!

Oh my god, I think Stephen's fart was a blasto!

by littlekitty October 8, 2004

Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.

Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!

by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009

Blastosis

One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.

Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.

by Mr. Chips May 2, 2006

blastolart

An irrelevant girl, usually very ugly

terry: stacy spoke to me yesterday
john: shes blastolart

by blastolart July 20, 2016

Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.

After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.

by Itslitfam January 5, 2021

blastonian institute

any location where cocaine is being done.

"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

blastock

Surname to few. The act of doing a Blastock (in terms of the Emily) include wearing the most psychedelic clothing, make up and accessories, falling asleep in corners at raves and having strange amounts of fruit, protein and gym sessions.

*at a rave*
"Were's *enter name*?"
"In the corner doing a Blastock"

"Them clothes are so Blastock"

"Your protein intake is almost a Blastock"

by Psychedemily November 21, 2016