Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

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Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

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Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

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Boebert

Handjob in a crowded movie theater. Named after the congresswoman caught in the act.

I wear my pants inside out so a pickpocket has to give me a lauren boebert if they want my wallet.

by MILQTOASTMOTHERFUQQR July 28, 2025

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The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.

While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival

by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024

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