(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.
(syn) trailer swiftie
(syn) trailer swiftie
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023
An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.
“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”
by SassyMedic96 January 06, 2023
(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 21, 2023
Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 23, 2025
N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 08, 2023
When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.
Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!
Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
by Scartissue01 February 14, 2024
“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024