Bobbiter

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge

There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose

by serendipitous October 18, 2012

Hibbity Bibbity

1. To have a good buzz...not quite hammered yet, but almost on the verge of "whoa man" drunk.

"yo man....(insert giggle fit here).....i'm feelin' all hibbity bibbity.

by Jbupp October 7, 2008

John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

bobbit

to damage a mans genitils or penis severely

pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.

by dr. gay March 31, 2007

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

blobbity

1. An expression used in frustration
2. Chunky cum that is used to build igloos

1. FUCKING BLOBBITY!
2. Dave built a cum castle with blobbity.

by Nova Mercato December 24, 2003

bobbit

Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.

"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."

by Diego August 15, 2003