Blunkett

"Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.

If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"

by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009

Blunkin

A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time

ur mom gave me a blunkin

by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008

Blankielump

A person is refereed to as a blankielump when they have a blanket covering the majority of their body; and they are not in bed.

Sue: It's so cold! *grabs blanket*

Stue: HA, you look like a blankielump!

Sue: wtf?

by nananana123454321anananan July 11, 2010

Blonkie

Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load

She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.

by Gorosei March 14, 2020

Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

Blunked

The past tense for Blinking

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"

by cookie queen February 4, 2014

Blinkie

The act of hitting a wax pen until the lights blink

Yo Allison, want a blinkie?

by Crumbman3 November 29, 2017