Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019

Blumpskert

The act of one person giving a blowjob to another person in a car.

“Hey Isaac, Maddy gave me the best blumpskert ever on our way to her parent’s house.”

by Mike Oxlong 32693 December 30, 2019

BlumpQuake

Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.

Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake

"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"

by BrisketCommander August 5, 2024