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Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.
Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.
by KRiver August 14, 2019
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Blumpskert

The act of one person giving a blowjob to another person in a car.
“Hey Isaac, Maddy gave me the best blumpskert ever on our way to her parent’s house.”
by Mike Oxlong 32693 December 30, 2019
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BlumpQuake

Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.

Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake
"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"
by BrisketCommander August 5, 2024
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