Blumie

The result of a botched blumpkin.

"She started out giving me a blumpkin, but when I was about to cum she squeezed my dick so hard that the only other thing I could do was expel my bowles. That was the worst blumie of my life."
"I offered to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't even take a shit, so it ended up just being a blumie"

by alanthepyro June 11, 2018

Bummies

A type of outfit that you quickly thrown on. Typically a “bummy” outfit.

Homie: Yo what are you wearing? Its terrible.

Me: oh these my bummies bro, gotta get some Taco Bell real quick

by PurpleGoon June 23, 2020

Blumming

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum

Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum

by Jewpurman July 14, 2020

bummie's

Girls who are a hoe/whore/slut/ anything in that frame of mind. They can travel in packs of two or three. Usally in one's. They wear revealing outfits most of the time. The one's you should really watch out for are the undercover bummie's who pretend to be sugar and spice and everything nice.In truth there just another bummie.

Girl 1:

Hey where's your boyfriend?

Girl 2:

Oh, he's just out with some of his friends

Girl 1:

Careful now you don't want him out with some Bummie's down the lane

by Just saying June 28, 2008

blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

Brummie

A person of little, if any intelligence or general importance in society. A person who can be easily bullied or victimised for either a) their accent or b) their general incompetence. A Brummie is a person who improves the lives of those around them, but only because they will fall up a stair and yell out loudly in pain, therefore adding to the hilarity of any situation.

That kid just fell down while standing still. He must be a Brummie

by Tampon Transformer May 9, 2009

Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.

"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"

by Mike T 26101 August 4, 2007