blowjob

1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.

1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.

2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."

by Sklooby March 16, 2008

blowjob

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Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.

by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020

Blowtonium

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.

Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.

by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.

Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height

by someone bored September 16, 2006

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

blowjophobia

An irrational or uncontrollable fear of receiving oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, Cindy wanted to go down on me last night but I chickened out.

Guy 2: How do you chicken out of getting a blowjob? You must suffer from blowjophobia.

by PoisonousYake September 16, 2009

blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 14, 2011