Blowout

The old school definition goes as such: More common in older men, wherein they go without sex or masturbation for so long that their nuts literally burst. (p.s. this can't really happen)

Jonesy had gone so long without seeing a lady, he had himself a blowout.

by AnakinVader1138 February 28, 2006

Carpet Blowout

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.

"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"

by Sivart Ferguson February 10, 2010

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.

That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.

by Bpetro October 20, 2014

veggie blowout

When ur vegan coffee makes your bowels uncontrollable

Dawson drank the vegan coffee and had a veggie Blowout of epic proportions

by Hiwhatzup December 08, 2016

mexican blowout

Getting the squirts after a fine night out at a Mexican resteraunt. Toilet bowl usually appears as if it is buried in mud after blowout commences.

Wow, that Chipotle is really getting to me, I hope the Mexican blowout doesn't occur in my trousers.

by Toiletry&FineDining March 12, 2015

Buffy Blowout

To have explosive diarrhea or large bowel movement

Ian: Excuse me Megan, that breakfast sausage is getting to me... I have to go have a buffy blowout

by BruderMok October 18, 2014

BM Blowout

A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.

intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."

by the_guy January 16, 2005