Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.

'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'

by mids99 June 8, 2010

boutchurself

"How about you" but shorter.

(Quicker to type, rolls off the tongue)

guy 1: "Hey wassup? I'm sorry I couldn't join you for dinner"
guy 2: "It's ok, I lost my meal card, had a fit n tore my room up tryna find it. Then found it downstairs in the ra's office, as I'm on my way out to smoke to release the frustration. How boutchurself?"

by little.ilana April 21, 2017

Blortch

When you think you are expelling gas, but it turns out you end end muddying your underwear

I BLORTCHED in my new jeans on the way home, and had to pull over and clean my ass with my socks!

by KingSausageBeast August 23, 2017

Blotching

Blotching is when you do a line of blow, then take a sip of Scotch and feel the relaxing yet intense wastedness, that makes you feel in control and at the same time reckless.

It had been a normal Thursday night, beginning innocently enough with some blotching at his apartment, followed by a visit to a few bars and then a dirty street dog to close down the night.

by LiamFX November 7, 2018

Blouth

Anal

Fingers in your mouth, open up your blouth

by Bug bugger February 27, 2019

blutcher-head

someone who looks like Jefferey Bazzos

wow you blutcher-head

by anonymous March 16, 2022