blesser

A new age sugar daddy

I need a blesser to maintain this lavish lifestyle

by SimplyK42 June 1, 2016

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.

A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."

by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010

Blissey

A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it

Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense

by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017

Blood Blister

Australian Slang for sister.

Ahh Cmon mate, shes me blood blister.

by Matoman February 18, 2017

blisterfeld

The situation in which when one is walking and nearly collides with another person, then each awkwardly shuffles from side to side in an attempt to pass the other, but they each take a step to the same side, and therefore block one another once again. This one step to the side is usually followed up by another step to the other side, by both people. One typically then relinquishes walking space to the other, so that they may continue on their way.

I was walking down the street, when I had a blisterfeld with this other guy. It took us a couple of seconds to get past each other.

by duplicity vega December 29, 2009

Pinky blister

When a guy gets a little to rough on the pussy and she gets a blister

Ah man my pussy hurts I think I have a pinky blister

by Racist rapist January 25, 2018