Bliptch

A word used to describe a snafu, silly mistake or other minor, intolerable contrivance failure.

"Oh, crap! I flushed my watch down the toilet again!"

"Way to bliptch, doofus."

by SugarDoggy April 18, 2009

Sorrowful Bliss

1. To be blissful in your sorrow.
2. Enjoying your sorrow rather than to wallow in it unhappily or with self-pity.
3. To accept being sorrowful willingly and agreeably.
4. Accepting that you are filled with sorrow and being decidedly blissful rather than allowing the sorrow to consume you in depression.
5. Blissful Sorrow

As she felt the depression, she knew that the sorrowful bliss would soon follow, and she would welcome the feeling.

by Aiden6801 February 27, 2008

Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.

"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."

by dogegg March 10, 2009

Post Haircut Bliss

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.

by Squirrel22342 February 3, 2012

green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

by block1of4 September 8, 2005

Bliss N Eso

The Best Aussie Hip/Hop Group In The World.

Flying Colours - The Sea Is Rising Best song.

Flying Colours - Eye of the Storm 2nd Best Song.

Noob1: Oh have u seen eminems newest song?
Noob2: No Way eminem is shit Bliss N Eso FTW!!

by Bliss N Eso! June 5, 2009