mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Blandford

cunt.

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!

by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011

Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.

After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.

by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 2, 2010

Blindfolds

A texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. Lets the recipient know to "blind your kids, blind your wife..." A term similar to saying "earmuffs" when using profanity around kids.

Example #1:
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!

Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)

by PJ Maxx November 2, 2010

blingtard

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingworthy

Worthy of being adorned by jewels.

This new cellphone is blingworthy.

by Jenn and Nicole September 7, 2008

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010