bleeding heart

Feeling sorry for everything and everyone and giving in to emotions quickly.

'My heart bleeds for you.' I am a bleeding heart.

by Liz February 23, 2005

Bleedem

To make he/she feel wrong or stupid about self.

To flex on niggas that's not on the same level as you

A niggas said KF broke... Don't make have to Bleedem citch u sippin 30$ quali wit slauson special chains on yo neck. while I ride around in foreigns with blue strips while yo girl give me neck

by Weestla Bandit November 22, 2016

blee

Found among the Royal Court of Princess Peussie and her sister Princess Fluff, the word BLEE is usually followed by JOHNNY....making it Blee Johnny; this expression of joy only happens when a member of this royal family has had a great bowel evacuation without use of enemas or colonic irrigations!

"Blee Johnny, THAT was a good blow out of my bowels"
or
"Here it comes and I think it's going to be a major BLEE JOHNNY"

by Rob Jackson April 12, 2005

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

Blee

A blunt. Bleezy, unrolled cigar refilled and rerolled with marijuana

took a blee to the face n its overrr kidd K/O

by KidAbw October 16, 2008

beggar's belief

To defy or go beyond what is believable. Something so extraordinary that it can’t be believed or described coherently, almost sounding impossible or insane.

To think that within 15 years humans will not only have visited Mars, but possibly even begun the process of colonizing our solar system is just beggar's belief.

by madoliva May 9, 2016

My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017