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Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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Blastoise

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom
by denser then you March 5, 2019
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Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise

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😱:Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
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Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.
by Dhakian April 8, 2016
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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
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