blart

A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.

Dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean?
Naw, man, just a blart. A nice, healthy blart.

by bobbittyboo April 23, 2011

Blart

Bloody fart. The inevitable and scary evolution of the shart.

After a long night of boozing and man sex, Doogie Howser blarted in his scrubs.

by Blart survivor February 19, 2010

Blart

1. Onomatopoeia. A spoken exchange experienced during a sexual climax.

2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.

1. I'm gonna blaaaaarrrrrrrrt!

2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."

by adamKENNY311 December 7, 2009

blart

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

by mattymillz November 17, 2017

Blart

An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.

After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.

by SanchezandCompany January 3, 2022

blart

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.

I had to change my underware after I blarted.

by Ted E. July 24, 2005

Blart

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.

"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.

by Bizzy C January 9, 2009