Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

billy blanks

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penises. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.

"I'm really gay" - Billy Blanks

by Ralph Wiggum June 11, 2006

Blankety Blanks

An awesome Australian game show, hosted by Graham Kennedy in 1977. Where contestants try to match missing words with the celebrity panel.

Me: Let's watch Blankety Blanks!

You: Yeah!!

by Edward Doory August 7, 2010

Reading Blanks

When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.

guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."

by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009

robert blanks

A guy who is not looking for trouble. A guy who is down to earth and focus on the things that need to do. Not worried about anything. And love all types of music and sports. Is a Christian and focus on good only.

"Bro, robert blanks is so chill . He doesn't worry about anything "

by Michigander October 2, 2017

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

blinking blanks

When you’re blinking and it takes ages for your eyes to open again.

A : are you still awake?
B : im blinking blanks

by j3nfr June 1, 2024