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blackolade

An expression of praise, respect, or positive acknowledgement made by a black person, typically directed at a white person.
"I got mad blackolades for wearing my green New Balance trainers to the Pete Rock show"
by Toomuchflystyles May 20, 2008
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Blackrod Sausage

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.
"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."
by Merce1122 January 16, 2010
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all blacks

The New Zealand national rugby team.

No rugby team has beaten the All Blacks more times than the All Blacks have beaten them in 120 years of existence.

They are the most successfully rugby team of all time. Most countries in the world have never even beaten them once. Examples are: Scotland, Ireland, Samoa, Fiji, Italy etc. none of these countries have beaten the All Blacks in a single game in 120 years of trying!
The All Blacks are playing England this weekend and South Africa next week.
by jacob gerr July 2, 2005
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Blackout Effect

The blackout effect occurs when a person gets verbally destroyed and the brain has no retort. Due to this, the brain goes into "blackout" mode where the brain shuts down temporarily and the person becomes unresponsive for several seconds.

Noticeable symptoms of "blackout" consists of: nausea, quivering of lips, confusion, awkward eye shifting, and mind blown.
Dick Masterson: Women line up to date guys like me.

Fat lady: I don't see any women lined at all! I don't see any women lined up to you and I would definitely by at the end of that line.

Dick Masterson: Well, if you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front.
...
...*Blackout Effect*
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Dick Masterson: What was that?

Fat lady: ..I didn't hear you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear you.
by Amp10 May 29, 2011
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Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.
Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.
by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013
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global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked
She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass
by mitch00uk April 6, 2015
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crush the blacks

A video editing term to darken the black areas of an image.
Crush the blacks. That's not racist, that's a color correction term.
by T.J. Dubz March 13, 2011
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