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blackhole 

A black person that is also an asshole.
A: That nigga just robbed me
B: What a blackhole!
blackhole by El Bartooooo June 5, 2011

blackhole poo 

when passing a turd that required much effort and drama to expel. One looks down expecting to see a huge bit of offal and miraculously the bowl is empty and clean. The bowl may or may not be waterless.
Man I took a huge shit , ended up being blackhole poo.
blackhole poo by aplaceinthesun February 18, 2008

blackhole 

a woman who leads you on and teases you that there is a chance at romance, but all attempts and moves made are met with humiliation and rejection. they convince you that they need more time and effort and one day there will be something great. so you then give lots of emotional energy, money, support. and attention. after a while emotionally you get sucked into a field where its very difficult to escape. the sunken cost fallacy has you addicted like a granny on a rigged slot machine in hopes of winning the grand prize, there love and affection, when there is no chance of winning. Also if you try to leave the relationship they will make you feel like a terrible person for wanting to leave and will try to keep you sucked in. they also at any moment, when they are bored can throw you away like its no problem, usually after they find a new victim who they will use to rub in the final killing blow, tearing you apart.

everything you throw into this relationship gets sucked in with very low, to no chance at all of anything ever being returned in the slightest. even light cannot escape the blackhole. stay with a black hole for to long and they will suck out your inner light.

long term affects destroys your self worth, making you feel like a loser. will lead to many long lasting mental health issues and traumas . Avoid and Escape the blackhole at all costs.
stay away from that caitlyn elizabeth she is a blackhole. she will suck your soul out and also gets off on messing with peoples heads for fun.
blackhole by suviver April 13, 2020

blackhole it 

Blackhole it: Smoke a pipe and in the bowl area inhale the left over smoke and hold it in for 3 seconds
dude #1: timmy! Blackhole it!

Timmy: whaa?? -* as he holds a pipe normally after taking a hit*
dude#1: Yeahh you know! where you turn The pipe around and inhale the smoke leaving the bowl!
its worth it dude. youre holding in the previous smoke bruv and then you inhale even more on the other side!
Timmys gf: oh sh!t thats so cool! your lips look like the black hole 🕳 wowza

Timmy: okay im gonna do it

god: Thank me later
blackhole it by Jannnnn January 21, 2021

Blackhole of Genius

Excessive genius so dense it turned to a black hole
How smart is that guy from Harvard?

He is the blackhole of genius!

Mega-blackhole 

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).
'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).