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bitchlessness

The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
by The Warriorz August 2, 2021
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You Get No Bitches

Someone who does not have any girlfriends, sneaky links, or girl partner in any way.
by idkwhattoputherelmao March 4, 2022
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Fat booty bitches

Sexualy appealing girls that posses that large, fat bottom. The one they may shake to make all the boys go wild.
Those fat booty bitches have quite a bottom to show. They shakes it wildly, attracting many males in excitment, filling them with despair and sexual frustration.
by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 21, 2014
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Yougetsu no Bitches

weebs will be like “my life’s an anime” which one? Yougetsu no Bitches?
by drainerfranxx March 5, 2021
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Hella bitches

Something disrespectful blondes wish for in Buddhist temples.
"I wish for health, happiness, and hella bitches"
by A god church March 30, 2018
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Gaggle of Bitches

A group of college girls walking through or around campus. Usually found in groups of 3 or more. There is one girl that is the "leader" and controls the groups direction and speed. Decisions proposed by other girls in the group are either confirmed or denied by the "leader". The other girls in the group are ranked by their proximity to the leader. The group travels either in a straight line or V-shaped formation(much like geese). The group is loud and sometimes obnoxious to show their power status and/or to attract attention from males of the same species. They are neither walking to or from class, for their true mission is still unknown.
The same gaggle of bitches keep walking around campus all day.
by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010
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Bitchless

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Come on now, don't be bitchless
by Not Bitchless March 26, 2022
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