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Brown Bag a Bitch

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.
John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.
by CaddyDan May 3, 2009
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Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.
Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!
by kingohoes October 21, 2018
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Bag-A-Bitch

A woman with an appealing body but ugly face.
Reece: "yo, check out Sydney, tell me you wouldn't smash!!"
Alfie: "Nah bro, she's a total bag-a-bitch."
by itzreee March 22, 2023
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Bag A Bitch

A women who has a nice body but is ugly in the face
“Ella has a fat ass

“yeah she does but she’s ugly asf, just Bag A Bitch
by clitqueens April 5, 2023
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bitch bagging

When a women places a bag(s) next to them on a subway, bench, ect. So no one can sit next to them.
Do you see that lady in the subway? She was bitch bagging.
by TheMightyHelios January 17, 2017
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bitch bags

"My feet feel like they're going to mars every time I put them into these warm, slick fuckin' bitch bags."
by Markern September 6, 2019
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Betch Bag

A betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. It is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. It is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.
I called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn't talking to me anymore.
by HoroscopeJunkie April 22, 2008
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