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Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.
joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!
by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010
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Birthday

The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.
Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?

Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.
by Naughtyboy78 September 24, 2021
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Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.
Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”
by blizzlinBR January 19, 2009
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birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.
My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.
by pheiticeira February 25, 2011
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Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.
"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."
by its_just_easier February 27, 2012
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presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.
It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.
by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017
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blowin’ birthday brown

Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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