Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!

by 9457read July 3, 2011

Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017

Play angry birds

the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.

"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."

"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"

"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"

by R double Big D December 4, 2011

The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

Birdsman

A man of the birds, birds being women.
They are can be falsely mistaken to be delly kids but they are of much higher authority.

They abide by the boiz guide to the galaxy rulebook and vow never to dog (unfairly harm) the boiz.
Birdsmen hang out around flocks of birds and regularly visit birdcages where they get all the poonany, they have a secret handshake and are all top cunts. Birdsmen unite. They also have code names.

Goblin Willy got three birds that night. Whadda top fucking birdsman.

by Cocktoes. October 26, 2011

loser birds

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.

Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds

by jlion31685 September 30, 2011