Birds

A bird is a type of Russian spy in America or an American spy in Russia used to collect information on the people and military technology.

Person 1: Hey dude, Look at those cool birds!
Person 2: Shhhh, They are just Russian spies!

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The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Birds by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

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Damn did you guys see Johnny with all his birds last night?

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Did y’all see Johnny last night will all his birds?

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the dumbest animal on this god forsaken planet

person 1: I like birds :)
person 2: kill yourself you fat piece of shit no one will ever love you I hope you burn in hell
person 1: :(

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usualy a female a very "fit" female at that "Birds" are very important to life no birds = no fun and no "pum pum".

"Ayo G how does josh pull so many Birds."

Birds by meech"123 October 7, 2023

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an aircraft, spacecraft, satellite, or guided projectile.

"the crews worked frantically to ready their birds for flight"

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