Bird box

When a man ejaculates in both of a woman’s eyes, making her vision impaired.

Cam was making love with Lindsey and gave her a bird box.

by TheDude696969 February 3, 2019

Birdboxing

The feeling to kill yourself in a brutal or dumb way out of an impulse.

Wow, that‘s just gross. You make me birdbox myself!

He can‘t join today, he was birdboxing himself after a fight with his chef.

by MyNameIsGirl December 30, 2018

birdboxed

Getting a handy while blindfolded...turns out the dude was blind....turns out it was a dude.

“Oh fuck that feels great. Do you use lotion on your hands?”

*opens eyes*

*OH FUCK GREG NOT AGAIN! Get the walkin’ cane and bounce the fuck out of my room. You just BirdBoxed me you sly son of a gun”

by gudy robert January 4, 2019

birdboxing

when you play league of legends like your blindfolded for a robot aka potato or robot

man stop birdboxing

by isoldmymom155 January 12, 2019

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019