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Biology yall
by Admiral_Wolfe December 3, 2018
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An extremely boring class that is required in both high school and college. The class consists of boring ass lectures that you won't give a shit about, unless you plan on majoring in biology. The teachers are usually dickweeds/wads, and assign a shit ton of homework.
I should be studying for my biology exam on Monday. Fuck that, it's too boring!
by Architecture Major October 19, 2010
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An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)
"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP
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Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.
Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!
by Burtology June 1, 2010
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Biology

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it is the study of life.

worst freshman year class you will ever fucking take especially if you are taking honors. everyone who takes honors biology regrets it now.

shit ton of homework and class work.

failing every unit test is a hobby because it’s too much memorizing
me: did you know that the electron transport chain produces a whopping of 34 ATP!! biology is crazy af right??

friend: wtf is an ATP?
by freddie icarly November 9, 2019
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A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is.
Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester.
by AlexR April 21, 2005
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by acablue5492 January 25, 2010
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